Monday, 29 June 2009

• pick up line

  Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. Been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
  
  Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'

  
  

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